Clean up on aisle five

Call me crazy, but I really had a good time lugging three kids to the grocery store. No one argued with my decision to park in the New and Expectant Mothers' spot up front when they saw me pull two toddlers and a baby out of my minivan. The girls had a blast driving their grocery car and screaming "beep beep" at each other while they honked the little plastic horns. So what if I had to follow some lady out to the parking lot in order to get the car with two working steering wheels? It was worth it when I saw the smiles on the Abbys' faces.

Also, I now know why moms always block traffic in both directions by driving these oversized buggies down the center of the aisle. All that stuff on the bottom shelves is just way too tempting for the 2-and-under crowd. Thanks to my watchful eye, I was able to replace the yams, sour patch kids and triscuits Abby Jean apparently wanted to bring home. I might have a little kleptomaniac on my hands.