You know what's sadder than a baby with laryngitis?
Nothing. Nothing is sadder than a baby with laryngitis.
But do you know what you get if you lose your voice to laryngitis on your birthday?
Post-birthday milkshakes. And lots of them.
Because Mommy feels sorry for you. And you may be one now, but you're still the baby, after all.

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