O.G.D.D.D.P.

We have a friend who predicts due dates. Not guesses, mind you. Predicts. With something like 99.7 percent accuracy. (I may or may not be making that up.) But seriously, in the time we knew him--the time that overlapped with our membership at a very fertile church--Gary was right almost 100 percent of the time. Heck, he even got Abby's due date right!

So when we found out we had another one on the way, Justin's first move was, of course, to contact our friend the Due Date Predictor to find out what kind of plans we should be making.

Our Official Gary Dyksterhouse Due Date Prediction for little Peanut is mid-afternoon on Wednesday, January 28. (Coincidentally, this is the due date the doctor bumped us up to at our last appointment...Gary must have some sort of agreement with the healthcare profession to disclose his predictions. I mean, if more people were aware of their O.G.D.D.D.P., it would significantly cut down on the number of false alarms the labor and delivery department at the hospital would have to deal with.)