Sunday best

Things I've learned while getting Spike ready for church:

• There's a reason they don't make plaid button-down onesies. The tucked-in look was not meant to be worn by tiny humans with no waist. From now on, his shirts stay untucked.
• If they made wrinkle-free clothes for babies, I'd pay top dollar for them. Are you hearing this, Carter's? We moms are too busy to spend 10 minutes ironing a shirt that's about the size of our shoes....I don't enjoy ironing my husband's shirts, and he doesn't spit up on them.
• When the diaper bags are packed and ready to go, they need to go into the car immediately. Otherwise some curious big sister is bound to unpack them and use the contents to diaper her stuffed animals.
• There is no rushing a baby. He'll hold still for a diaper change when he's good and ready. But first, he'll pee on his clothes.