Overheard at dinner

Conversations with my two-year-old that I'd rather not forget:

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Mom: "Abby, are you cute?"
Abby: "No, I'm dangerous."

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Abby: (pointing at dad's Tabasco sauce) "I want some of that dip, please."
Dad: "This is spicy, Abby. Are you sure you want to try it?"
Abby: "I want to try that."
(Abby puts a dot of Tabasco on her finger and touches it to her tongue. The reaction that follows lets us know she's not enjoying it nearly as much as she thought she would.)
Dad: "Abby, do you like that, or do you not like it?"
Abby: "I not like that."

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Mom: "How old are you, Abby?"
Abby: "Meat!"
Dad: "No, how old are you really?"
Abby: "I'm two!"
Dad: "How old is Mommy?"
Abby: "Old."

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It's a good thing she's cute.

I mean dangerous.