What mess?

What you can't see in this shot is the five-foot-wide area on the floor that is also covered with oatmeal, or the pieces of breakfast flung so violently at the wall that they actually took the paint off. And what you can't know just from looking is that it took me nearly two hours to clean up this morning's breakfast. And that included a bath.

I've always described him as a good eater. I'll likely never describe him as a clean one.