On-the-job training

The conversation went something like this:

Abby: Turn Sally's music on, Caleb. I'll buckle Jacob in.

Caleb: Sally needs a bottle, Abby?

Abby: Sally ate already, Caleb. Sally's going to have some awake time now.

Caleb: Sally's sleeping, Abby?

Abby: No, Caleb. It's eat, wake, cry, sleep. Sally and Jacob are just awake right now.

And she's never even read BabyWise.