Going commando

Silly baby. You're supposed to keep the diaper on when you're napping.

When you take it off, you just end up making a big mess everywhere. And let's be honest here...when you pee, you tend to pee all over the place. Your wall, your crib bumper, your sheets, your blankie, your dinosaur, your face and your mom would be a lot happier (and drier) if you would stop taking the diaper off during your nap.

And looking all cute when I come in and find you naked at the end of a three hour midday snooze is not going to make me forget about what you did.

You're sleeping in shorts from now on, mister.