Fully accredited

Someone's trying to undermine me. Up until now, I had my kids totally convinced that having school at the kitchen table or on the back porch was completely normal. Shoes are optional, and dress-up attire is completely acceptable. But now that they have friends that go to "real" school, my kids are coming up with all sorts of crazy ideas about what home school should look like.

I'm hearing secondhand about things like circle time, recess, line leaders, backpacks. All sorts of crazy things that aren't necessary when you're educating your children in the dining room. Apparently the way I do things at the School of Mommy just doesn't cut it anymore.

So welcome to the Fisher Preparatory Academy for Excellence in Learning. We're totally legit.

We even have desks.